Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize