Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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