something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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