Is it because I queefed?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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