UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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