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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
