what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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