I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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