So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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