toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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