There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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