had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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