What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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