can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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