just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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