there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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