Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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