ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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