Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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