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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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