I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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