The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
