I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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