how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked