the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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