what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning