my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
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handjob tips. give me some.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.