This girl is more easily done than said...
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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