I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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