How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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