if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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