Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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