her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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