If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
40s are totally the cure
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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