We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
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