jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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