Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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