your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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