I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
