Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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