I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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