How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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