if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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