Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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