Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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