she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
