i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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