Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Terrible idea I love it
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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