Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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