Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
should my penis look like a turkey
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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