you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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