You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.