Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon

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(469): View more from Texas

just do it

(1-469): View more from Texas

fine only cuz shes asian

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(207): View more from Maine

I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?

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(512): View more from Texas

He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.

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(835): View more from Pennsylvania

The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving

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(318): View more from Louisiana

In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?

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(647): View more from Ontario

I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.

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