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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.

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  Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?

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  Go back and try to find another to go home with.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.

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• (351): View more from Massachusetts

  I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  how do you play pong handcuffed?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...

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