Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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