is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I don't think brook has ever known best
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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