I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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