all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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