Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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