Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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