It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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